Obama Limerick


Another October 2008 AC challenge -- to write a lymerick about Obama.


A Candidate Ran Named Obama

A candidate ran named Obama
Some said he had ties with Osama
I don't know about that
But I would place my bet
His good looks might appeal to yo mama.

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